The Armchair Quarterback Volume 25: Red and Cold Takes, The Trilogy
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It’s that time again ladies and gentlemen. It’s time for Red and Cold Takes! This is the segment where we review the worst takes about the San Francisco 49ers from the past week or so and respond to them in a variety of ways. This week we bring you some more rap battle-esque bars for your viewing pleasure!
There’s been some words this past week that created a lot of buzzins
It’s Mike’s idea that the 49ers are still jonesin’ for Kirk Cousins
Mike doesn’t seem to think there’s any commitment to Jimmy
He thinks Kyle would just let the Vikings have a big ole’ gimme
Lately Kirk hasn’t shown quite what is needed
And last season winning teams left him defeated
Even with a slim roster Jimmy has shown that he can do a lot
And when he’s healthy his quarterback play really hits the spot
Jimmy get well soon so you can silence the critics
And opposing defenses can have front row seats to some quarterback clinics
From last year to now Adam went with a complete 180
From hipster playoff pick to hating on the Niners lately
He thinks the team will finish with a record of 3-13
Which means that all his better logic is really hurting
No regard or mention of the improved D-Line
Only yapping on about losses due to travel time
No full explanation of why he chose the regression
Just going on and on with his lame talking session
Being rushed is no excuse for not having your facts straight
So please sir next time take a breath before you regurgitate
There you have it folks! That was some bass for your face. Some boom for your room. And most importantly, some words for your herds!
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